It’s my birthday, I can take time off if I want to

We’re rolling into Wrestlemania season for the next little while (no, we didn’t change the schedule. Wrestlemania is still in March. We plan this stuff, you know) so I’m going to be busy trying to figure out what you’ll hate in the moment but appreciate in three-five years and look back on incredibly fondly in 10 while you totally fail to realize that you’re still watching mostly naked men apply fake moves on each other that don’t even hurt, I mean, honestly, is this really what you’re doing with your life?

Anyways, I’ll be gone for a month or two. Also, it’s my birthday. You want to become as successful as I am? You want to achieve what I’ve achieved? You want to know the secret to my kingdom?

It’s very simple. I outwork everyone. I never take time off. Even when it looks like I’m relaxed, I’m pouncing on something else. So while I won’t be here on the blog, don’t worry. You’ll see the fruits of my labours soon enough.

And I guarantee. They’ll be grapefruit-sized.