If we had kept Darren Young around Cena much longer, the universe might have imploded

You remember that movie Southland Tales where the world ended because the two guys who were the same person but from different universes got too close to one another? You know, the one movie where the Rock showed any acting chops whatsoever? Well, Darren Young is John Cena, but from another universe. We tempted fate last night by having them in the same ring at the same time, but never again. We could all feel the ground tremble, and the world shouldn’t end because of pro wrestling, you know? Or maybe it should. It would certainly be appropriate.